neo-postmoronic reportage from the frontlines of the battle against daily mail readers. Bamboo to you promises a mix of the rambling, the misinformed and occasional moments of clarity amongst the gin-soaked pages. Well... that's the plan. I'll probably just talk about obscure cameras and general photographic geekery. And only post every 5 years... Does anyone read this stuff? No? well good, I need to go see someone about my herpes anyway.